Comments for The Life And Times Of The Rambling Muse http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com In this world, but not of it. In search of my so-called life and purpose. Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:20:52 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 Comment on Commander in Queef by girl http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4853 girl Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:20:52 +0000 http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4853 I can't say how glad I am to read these responses!! But I have a little question: did anyone had a "vaginal fart" during oral sex...? It happened to me and I was sooo embarassed! Am I the only one who had this? I'm so afraid that it will happen again, or worse that you get it during a visit to your gynaecologist perhaps... I can’t say how glad I am to read these responses!!
But I have a little question: did anyone had a “vaginal fart” during oral sex…? It happened to me and I was sooo embarassed!
Am I the only one who had this? I’m so afraid that it will happen again, or worse that you get it during a visit to your gynaecologist perhaps…

]]> Comment on Commander in Queef by Trumpet http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4852 Trumpet Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:54:55 +0000 http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4852 You are not alone. I have the exact same problem - no sex or yoga involved! The problem normally appears just around the time my periods begin including the 4-5 first days of the periods themselves. Sometimes I "fart" while walking, but mostly the "farts" happen when I'm standing up from a chair. I work in a quiet office, so I can definitely relate to your desire to shout out "It's my vagina! It's not my fault!" :) When I used to work in a restaurant and walk around all day I never had them! And as for losing weight to fix the problem - like one visitor mentions a doctor had advised - I myself am UNDERweight, so I'm guessing vaginal flatulence has nothing to do with how much you weigh :) So far I have not found a remedy to this most embarrassing medical wonder. Therefore my future plans involve a visit(s) to a gynecologist. I wish you, and others who suffer from this rarer form (not the usual kind that appears after sex -> that's very common among women) all the best - - and if anyone has any info on how to prevent it, please share! :) You are not alone. I have the exact same problem – no sex or yoga involved! The problem normally appears just around the time my periods begin including the 4-5 first days of the periods themselves. Sometimes I “fart” while walking, but mostly the “farts” happen when I’m standing up from a chair. I work in a quiet office, so I can definitely relate to your desire to shout out “It’s my vagina! It’s not my fault!” :)

When I used to work in a restaurant and walk around all day I never had them! And as for losing weight to fix the problem – like one visitor mentions a doctor had advised – I myself am UNDERweight, so I’m guessing vaginal flatulence has nothing to do with how much you weigh :)

So far I have not found a remedy to this most embarrassing medical wonder. Therefore my future plans involve a visit(s) to a gynecologist. I wish you, and others who suffer from this rarer form (not the usual kind that appears after sex -> that’s very common among women) all the best – - and if anyone has any info on how to prevent it, please share! :)

]]> Comment on Commander in Queef by Nicole Zim http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4851 Nicole Zim Sat, 19 Sep 2009 18:06:05 +0000 http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4851 i laught so freakin hard ths is soo funni but its happened to me if a guy can fart out loud a women can queef thts how i see it so if ur bf or hussy gets embarssed and starts to leave say" i quess ur not a real man " trust me works every time i laught so freakin hard ths is soo funni but its happened to me if a guy can fart out loud a women can queef thts how i see it so if ur bf or hussy gets embarssed and starts to leave say” i quess ur not a real man ”
trust me works every time

]]> Comment on Commander in Queef by Ava http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4847 Ava Tue, 25 Aug 2009 03:30:30 +0000 http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4847 This is sooo funny. I just walked out of my yoga class--halfway thru--because of a series of loud and embarrassing queefs. I can never show my face in that facility again. It was a full class, I was in the middle of the room, and the music was low. Perfect. Not only did it happen once...but it was like a trail of loud queefs. I just got up, rolled up my mat, and very calmy (and with some shred of the dignity I had just lost) walked out of the room. This is sooo funny. I just walked out of my yoga class–halfway thru–because of a series of loud and embarrassing queefs. I can never show my face in that facility again. It was a full class, I was in the middle of the room, and the music was low. Perfect. Not only did it happen once…but it was like a trail of loud queefs. I just got up, rolled up my mat, and very calmy (and with some shred of the dignity I had just lost) walked out of the room.

]]> Comment on Commander in Queef by ally91 http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4846 ally91 Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:57:19 +0000 http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4846 and also, i just got my period, maybe that could be the reason? but still it makes no sense. and also, i just got my period, maybe that could be the reason?
but still it makes no sense.

]]> Comment on Commander in Queef by ally91 http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4845 ally91 Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:54:57 +0000 http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4845 it makes me so depressed to hear theres no cure for it ! i am 16 and just only started having sex with my boyfriend and at first it wasnt a problem at all only the last couple of times we had sex it started happening durring and especially after we did it. and it wont stop i dont understand how it can all of a sudden start to happen? and before this happened to me i had never even heard about it and so far have failed to find any professional article about it ! its really embarassing, even with my boyfriend, and i keep reading 'if he doesnt know what it is or understand he's not worth your time' but its a little different in a 'teenage relationship' ! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i feel like i never want to have sex again it makes me so depressed to hear theres no cure for it !
i am 16 and just only started having sex with my boyfriend and at first it wasnt a problem at all
only the last couple of times we had sex it started happening durring and especially after we did it. and it wont stop
i dont understand how it can all of a sudden start to happen?
and before this happened to me i had never even heard about it and so far have failed to find any professional article about it !
its really embarassing, even with my boyfriend, and i keep reading ‘if he doesnt know what it is or understand he’s not worth your time’ but its a little different in a ‘teenage relationship’ !
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
i feel like i never want to have sex again

]]> Comment on Anagrams by kryptosfan http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2005/12/01/anagrams/#comment-4844 kryptosfan Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:27:37 +0000 https://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2005/12/01/anagrams/#comment-4844 I'm doing a Kryptos Anagram contest if anyone is interested. http://kryptosfan.wordpress.com/challenges/anagram-action/ Thanks! I’m doing a Kryptos Anagram contest if anyone is interested.

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]]> Comment on Commander in Queef by laughing http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4843 laughing Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:43:26 +0000 http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4843 The lady with the big morning queef- SOO funny, walking all the way to the bathroom queefing. I wonder why it 'develops' at night? To the lady with the husband who is accusing her of cheating because of a sudden increase in vagina noises- it sounds like he is too insecure (and immature for that matter) to even be making love to you... if youve been faithful 22 years and all it takes is a fart to make him suspicious? really??? AND to the girl with the boyfriend who was grossed out and left... what a loser he must be!!! He sounds selfish and MEAN. As for my own experience.. it happens during sex sometimes. In doggy mostly, or when we're going from one position to another after some rough thrusting. I HATE if it happens when I'm on top because... its just different ha ha. One time (during doggy) it was like I felt a big rush of wind go in... and I thought oohhh no that has to come out. I dont remember what happened but I know I thought about it way too much! Usually though I'll just giggle and move on. The lady with the big morning queef- SOO funny, walking all the way to the bathroom queefing. I wonder why it ‘develops’ at night?
To the lady with the husband who is accusing her of cheating because of a sudden increase in vagina noises- it sounds like he is too insecure (and immature for that matter) to even be making love to you… if youve been faithful 22 years and all it takes is a fart to make him suspicious? really???
AND to the girl with the boyfriend who was grossed out and left… what a loser he must be!!! He sounds selfish and MEAN.
As for my own experience.. it happens during sex sometimes. In doggy mostly, or when we’re going from one position to another after some rough thrusting. I HATE if it happens when I’m on top because… its just different ha ha. One time (during doggy) it was like I felt a big rush of wind go in… and I thought oohhh no that has to come out. I dont remember what happened but I know I thought about it way too much! Usually though I’ll just giggle and move on.

]]> Comment on Commander in Queef by lady http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4842 lady Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:21:18 +0000 http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4842 So I am not alone...Although I certainly felt that way yesterday at yoga when up into a headstand I went and out came a lovely trumpeting queef. To add to my inverted embarassment, the teacher had just walked up to help me steady - so there's no denying she and several others in the room heard. And there I am, standing on my head thinking, great. Now I can never come back here and we still have a half hour to go. But i also wanted to inform everyone I AM NOT EMBARASSED, I SWEAR! This is a natural thing! Just because I've never heard ANYONE else do that it doesn't mean it never happens! Ugh but you can't really just shout to everyone in yoga so I didn't inform them of my lack of embarassment. Instead I hung my head, darted out of class as soon as it was over, and hit the internet as soon as I got home to find a cure. Damn you, natural-release-of-air-from-vag, damn you, gravity, damn it happening more often a week before one's period, and damn you every guy that never has to worry about this. Because, let me tell you as lame as it is during a quiet yoga class, its uber-lame during sex, it happened to me once and I'll never forget trying to explain to my less-experienced, but very turned-off looking partner this just happens sometimes...could we pretend it's sexy? as to a cure - ive heard kiegals, a light diet of fruit and yogurt, a tampon, and well...not having sex? fruit, okay, abstinence? never. Therefore, since I can't go back and tell my yoga class I'm okay with it, I'll just tell all of you, power in numbers right? So I am not alone…Although I certainly felt that way yesterday at yoga when up into a headstand I went and out came a lovely trumpeting queef. To add to my inverted embarassment, the teacher had just walked up to help me steady – so there’s no denying she and several others in the room heard. And there I am, standing on my head thinking, great. Now I can never come back here and we still have a half hour to go. But i also wanted to inform everyone I AM NOT EMBARASSED, I SWEAR! This is a natural thing! Just because I’ve never heard ANYONE else do that it doesn’t mean it never happens! Ugh but you can’t really just shout to everyone in yoga so I didn’t inform them of my lack of embarassment. Instead I hung my head, darted out of class as soon as it was over, and hit the internet as soon as I got home to find a cure.
Damn you, natural-release-of-air-from-vag, damn you, gravity, damn it happening more often a week before one’s period, and damn you every guy that never has to worry about this. Because, let me tell you as lame as it is during a quiet yoga class, its uber-lame during sex, it happened to me once and I’ll never forget trying to explain to my less-experienced, but very turned-off looking partner this just happens sometimes…could we pretend it’s sexy?
as to a cure – ive heard kiegals, a light diet of fruit and yogurt, a tampon, and well…not having sex? fruit, okay, abstinence? never. Therefore, since I can’t go back and tell my yoga class I’m okay with it, I’ll just tell all of you, power in numbers right?

]]> Comment on Commander in Queef by sitonmyfacebook http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4841 sitonmyfacebook Mon, 06 Apr 2009 00:48:23 +0000 http://undergroundmuse.wordpress.com/2007/04/14/my-battle-with-vaginal-flatulence/#comment-4841 Did you see South Park? Did you see South Park?

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